Amber Alvarez

17. Amber Alvarez (DeAndre Jordan)

You know how they say that the funniest guy always gets the best-looking girl instead of the one who’s the most handsome? We’re not sure if that really is a rule, but this example definitely makes us think it’s true – Amber Alvarez, girlfriend of DeAndre Jordan is definitely too hot for him, but hey, he’s the one who’s always telling jokes, right?